Category: shitty.draft

Another one from the Twitter drafts folder. Pretty sure I left it in drafts because I knew it would just attract a bunch of annoying fanboys who’d yell at me.

The other day I described every game that’s ever been released as a series of miracles stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat and I think I’ve never been more right about something. This is a previously unreleased draft from my Twitter archive. It might be there because I couldn’t get it…